Twelve Proven Things About Psychology I Didn't Know

• The more extraverted you are, the longer a life you will have.
• The less you get bothered by things, the higher self-esteem you will have.
• The more agreeable you are and the more open you are to new ideas, the healthier you will be.
• The more neurotic you are, the more problems you'll have with social status... if you're a guy. If you're a girl, it really doesn't matter.
• Being happy motivates people who don't really care that much to do more for you. Being angry motivates people who care a lot to do more for you.
• The more neurotic you are, and the more complicated and difficult your job is (like a doctor or a lawyer), the better you'll do.
• The more extraverted you are, the happier you will be.
• The more you focus on doing the right and good thing by others, the longer you will live.
• The more you look on the bright side of things, the less money matters to you.
• If you have a really bad mood, you will miss a lot of work. If you have a really good mood... you will miss a lot of work.
• Extraverted geeks and nerds are the happiest, healthiest people alive.
• If you choose to listen to Kenny Chesney, you will later resent wasting your time when you could have been listening to the Fratellis.