Sitcoms Taught Me This Would Be Different

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Quiet, I'm on the phone!

Oh, okay. Everything okay?

I think my water broke.

Really? Ummm... shouldn't we be running to the hospital or something?

No... just got off the phone with my doctor. He said we might want to go to the hospital in a bit.

In a bit? Uh, okay then... what do we do now?

I'm hungry.

You're hungry?

Yes, I'm hungry. Can you put one of those microwave pizzas in for me?

I guess I can, but shouldn't we...

Okay, you do that. I'm going to go put my makeup on.

Ummm... okay. This is weird.

Do you think I should fix my hair?


No, I really don't think the babies will care.

} Later, in the car...

How was your pizza?

It was good, but I think I'm still hungry.

Is your water still... breaking?

Yes, I can feel it kind of...

You know what? I really don't want to know. Let's just keep driving.

} Time passes...

You know, I'm not really excited or nervous or anything.

Me neither.

Oh. Weird.

Want to listen to the radio?

Okay.

} She turns the radio on...

I hate Kenny Chesney.

Yup, me too.

} To be continued...